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Submitted by: dani_diaz |
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Total Views: 1556 |
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Release Date: Jun 27th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently
divorced mother her age? She told him that was not a question
to ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.
He then asked her her weight. She, once again, told him that she
wouldn't answer the question and that he shouldn't ask it again.
The next question he asked was why she and Daddy got divorced.
Once again, she told him that it was not a question he should ask
and to not ask that question again. He went away.
A few minutes later, she found him digging in her purse. She asked
what he was doing and as he turn toward his mother, he beamingly told
her he had found all the answers to his questions by looking at her
driver's license.
He said, "Mother, you're 34 years old, weigh 125 pounds and Daddy
divorced you because you got an 'F' in sex."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Good .. (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
We should do that, man. Wonderful. |
an F in sex. (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
an 'F' in sex can probably worsen things...:)) |
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