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Submitted by: Icy_Fire |
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Total Views: 1747 |
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Release Date: Jun 22nd, 2007 |
Rating: Excellent | 1 rate(s)
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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy.
'What the heck are you doing ?' he asks the drunk.
'I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it.' he replies.
'So how does feeling the roof help you ?' asks the puzzled manager.
'Well,' replies the drunk earnestly, 'MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!'.
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Comment: 3
[Add Comment]
 Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
He is too lushy to find his car! |
Too drunk :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Very hard to find a car in drunken situation =)). |
poor man! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
No funny, not get money! |
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