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Finally fertile [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  fdhfghfghgfh
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Release Date:  Nov 21st, 2010
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    While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.

The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.




 
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oh dear ! (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
the woman switch with the cock too



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