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Submitted by: fdhfghfghgfh |
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Total Views: 1883 |
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Release Date: Nov 21st, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.
The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 oh dear ! (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
the woman switch with the cock too |
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Finally fertile 
