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Submitted by: hitchedin2000 |
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Total Views: 3978 |
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Release Date: Jul 13th, 2007 |
Rating: Poor | 1 rate(s)
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A guy walked into a bar and started to dial on his hand like it was a phone and started to talk into it. The bartender comes up to him and says, "what are you doing?"
"This is a bad neighbor hood and if anyone sees you doing that their gonna beat you up."
The guy says "oh no, my hand is a phone."
The bartender just shakes his head and says. "whatever,"
The guy goes to the bathroom and is in there a long time and the bartender gets worried and goes in and checks up on him, he gets in there sees the guy with his pants down and a toilet paper roll shoved up his butt, the bartender thinking something bad had happened so he goes "Are you okay? What happen? Were you raped? what happened?"
And the guy goes, "Oh no I'm just receiving a fax."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Old knowledge! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Oh, the guy is in the countryside!!!!!!! Behinds the times! |
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