|
 |
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Business jokes
|
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: hitchedin2000 |
|
Total Views: 3978 |
|
Release Date: Jul 13th, 2007 |
Rating: Poor | 1 rate(s)
|
|
A guy walked into a bar and started to dial on his hand like it was a phone and started to talk into it. The bartender comes up to him and says, "what are you doing?"
"This is a bad neighbor hood and if anyone sees you doing that their gonna beat you up."
The guy says "oh no, my hand is a phone."
The bartender just shakes his head and says. "whatever,"
The guy goes to the bathroom and is in there a long time and the bartender gets worried and goes in and checks up on him, he gets in there sees the guy with his pants down and a toilet paper roll shoved up his butt, the bartender thinking something bad had happened so he goes "Are you okay? What happen? Were you raped? what happened?"
And the guy goes, "Oh no I'm just receiving a fax."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Old knowledge! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Oh, the guy is in the countryside!!!!!!! Behinds the times! |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Think!
In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the si...
Total Views: 1125; |
|
|
|
|
Thermos
A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos.
The clerk walks up to him and as...
Total Views: 1150; |
|
|
|
|
Japanese management lecture
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one America...
Total Views: 1641; |
|
|
|
|
Lawyers or Rats?
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
Th...
Total Views: 1119; |
|
|
|
|
Work versus Prison
IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...You s...
Total Views: 1692; |
|
|
|
|
Bad Relationships
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, on...
Total Views: 1531; |
|
|
| |
More business jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fax machine 
