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Submitted by:  balls_on_head
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Release Date:  Jun 17th, 2007
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A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. He's makin a list, chicken and rice. Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. With the jelly toast proclaim Olive, the other reindeer. (all of the other reindeer) Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say Sleep in heavenly peas In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown You'll go down in listerine Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay O come, froggy faithful You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"



 
Tags: christmas jokes  kids  noel 
Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Enjoy the time.... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Ha ha, jingle bell. So tight.
very creative of the students (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hichic, very creative of the students, deeply...



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