|
 |
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Sports jokes
|
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: BeAuTiFuLL_LiEirS |
|
Total Views: 1337 |
|
Release Date: Oct 3rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
|
|
There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Soccer World Cup. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row, and it was way up there. He couldn’t see the game, so he began looking around.
Close to the field he saw an empty seat, so he decided to go down there. He reached the seat and asked the man next to the unoccupied seat if anyone was seating there.
The man replied, "No." So the guy sat down and struck up a conversation.
"Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come?!?"
The man answers, "Oh, that was my wife’s seat."
"Where is she?" the guy replied.
"She died."
"Oh, I’m sorry...don’t you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend?"
"No, they couldn’t come."
"Why?"
"Because they are at her funeral."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 oh man, (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
indiferent husband but cray fan |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
COLLEGE FOOTBALL
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can yo...
Total Views: 1213; |
|
|
|
|
TAKE THE BAIT
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a h...
Total Views: 1123; |
|
|
|
|
Question answer 08
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can'...
Total Views: 1098; |
|
|
|
|
Three Golfers
Three impressive-looking Jewish men with beards are out playing golf one day. Th...
Total Views: 1116; |
|
|
|
|
Question answer 06
What lights up a football stadium?
A football match!
If you have a referee ...
Total Views: 1086; |
|
|
|
|
Normal car is better
Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car
"Hundre...
Total Views: 1254; |
|
|
| |
More sports jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fan 
