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Submitted by: LaydieeDime |
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Total Views: 5035 |
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Release Date: Jul 10th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good (4) | 5 rate(s)
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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.
"How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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Comment: 4
[Add Comment]
 Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I laugh so much! |
Go home ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Don't be like that again or you can be accused of =)). |
Calm down, man ! (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
Not good of being drunk, man. That's bad! |
Great! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Too funny..... :-P I can't myself from laughing..... |
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