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Expensive Alligator Shoes [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  gay_white_cock
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Release Date:  Sep 19th, 2010
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A rather strange guy walked into a shoe store wanting to buy some new alligator shoes. The clerk quoted a price of $250.00.

The guy replied, "This is an outrage. There is no way I will pay that kind of money for a pair of shoes. I can shoot an alligator and get shoes for less than that."

The clerk answered, "Well, lady, I think you should do that."

Later that day, the clerk was driving through the bayou and found the guy standing waist deep in the swamp with a rifle pointed at a huge, mean-looking alligator swimming toward her. She pointed the gun and shot it, then dragged it out of the water.

The clerk was surprised to see a good 20 dead alligators lying on their backs. The blonde rolled the alligator over she had just shot and exclaimed, "DARN! That one isn't wearing shoes either!"




 
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Darn! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Dare to say, dare to do!! Horrible!



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