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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Kid jokes
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Submitted by: FlaXxor |
Total Views: 1837 |
Release Date: Jul 19th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)

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A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about
sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything
they wanted. At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the
back of the class.
She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, "oh miss, oh
miss!" with his arm pumping.
"Yes, Johnny, what is it?" she asked, trying to remain calm. Little Johnny
stood up and proclaimed to the class, "at our house, we have everything."
"Don't be silly," the teacher replied, "not even the richest man has
everything."
"We do," he answered, "My daddy said so the other day."
"Now, why would your father say such a thing?" she asked.
"Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead boyfriend,
and told poppa she was pregnant. That's when my dad said "God, that's all
we needed."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
That's it ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007) Cool, man. I like it. |
all we need? :D (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007) so, is that really all we need? :D |
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