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Submitted by: ESPANOL |
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Total Views: 2150 |
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Release Date: Oct 27th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p*ss."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 with whom ? (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
shaking hands with this while making piss , and introduce to her , know what ? |
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