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Elongated peni$es [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  bublicious
Total Views:  2102
Release Date:  Oct 27th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.

During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es.

"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated peni$es?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have peni$es!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."




 
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reason (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
is that she pull them with thier penises



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