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Elephant VIII [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  lil_maRK
Total Views:  2222
Release Date:  Jun 15th, 2007
Rating:  Poor | 1 rate(s)

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book    - The Sex Life of the Elephant
                 or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant
The English book   - Elephants I have shot on Safari
The Welsh book     - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and
                     culture
                 or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.
The American book  - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book  - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book     - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
The Finnish book   - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
The German book    - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.
The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant
The Swiss book     - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went
                     With His Elephants
The Canadian book  - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book   - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Father (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Must be him!
Elephant books (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
Elephant source seems to be never exhausted, yeah yeah



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