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Eat The Last Piece Of Fruitcake [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  EquilibriuM
Total Views:  2334
Release Date:  Jul 24th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

If you received a fruitcake for Christmas, share it with all your
friends today, National Fruitcake Day (Dec 27). Make sure every-
one gets a piece. Also known as Fruitcake Forever Day.

Sung to Last Train to Clarksville (Monkees)
and Modified by Chef Frank

Eat the last piece of fruitcake
that we got from Auntie Mabel
We can't keep it in the kitchen
'cause it broke right through the table
and the floor
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
"Cause your father lost a filling
and your sister broke a cap
And I lost a half a filling,
the rest is on a string tied to the door
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
And I don't think I can chew gum anymore
Eat the last piece of fruitcake
that came via forklift
Or use it for a doorstop
Might as well get some good use out of this gift.
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Hohohohohohohoho
Hohohohohohohoho
Hohohohohohohohoho
Hohohohohohohoho
Hohohohohohohoho
Hohohohohohohohoho
Eat the last piece of fruitcake
That we have in our home
I don't know how old it is
But I bet that it was baked by Wilma Flintstone
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
And I don't think that I like her anymore.




 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
how to eat!!! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
every cakes has a way to eat. Different!



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