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Submitted by: DIM_WIT |
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Total Views: 2518 |
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Release Date: Jul 11th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”
“Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.”
“I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.”
“Well, then, we need a urine sample.”
“I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.”
“All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.”
“I can’t do that, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m drunk.”
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Comment: 3
[Add Comment]
 Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
Let's read it! It is so interesting! |
Which test? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I've never heard about it before. What's it? |
these are cute, thx (by blackrose, Jul 11th, 2007)
haha, hahaha..so funny,i can't imagine what happened.fortunately, I know he will be ..... |
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