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DUI Test [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  DIM_WIT
Total Views:  2518
Release Date:  Jul 11th, 2007
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A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.” “Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.” “I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.” “Well, then, we need a urine sample.” “I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.” “All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.” “I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m drunk.”



 
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Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
Let's read it! It is so interesting!
Which test? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I've never heard about it before. What's it?
these are cute, thx (by blackrose, Jul 11th, 2007)
haha, hahaha..so funny,i can't imagine what happened.fortunately, I know he will be .....



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