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Drunk Driving [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Eropa_KING
Total Views:  1262
Release Date:  Jun 23rd, 2007
Rating:  Fair | 1 rate(s)

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."




 
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Partial (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
How about the judge, he'll be sentenced at home?????



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