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Submitted by: Eropa_KING |
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Total Views: 1262 |
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Release Date: Jun 23rd, 2007 |
Rating: Fair | 1 rate(s)
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.
The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
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Comment: 1
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 Partial (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
How about the judge, he'll be sentenced at home????? |
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