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Drinker, smoker, homosexual [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  CraCkeN
Total Views:  3384
Release Date:  Jan 10th, 2011
Rating:  Fair (2) | 1 rate(s)

 Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy.   Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and
the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in
their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, “I don`t care if I die, I need a
drink.” The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops
dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a
lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend
down to pick that up, we`re both dead.”




 
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1 lead 2 (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
when the man bent over , what the guy will do with him , only guy knows



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