Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
Disabled swimming contest [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Amy_Newton
Total Views:  1170
Release Date:  Sep 15th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom. Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering. Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my f**king ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some *ssh*le puts a swimming cap on me!"



 
Tags:
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
bust out laughing at last (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
What a ridiculous. funny and skillful guy!!!!



Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Olympic city bribery The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site 9. IOC member...
Total Views:  1817;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Top NFL complaints Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dall...
Total Views:  1159;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers AGONY A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the...
Total Views:  1456;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers I got here in 2, didn't I A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down the middle. W...
Total Views:  1098;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Heaven playing sports St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan propos...
Total Views:  999;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The NFL team names NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the ...
Total Views:  3957;
  More sports jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Thanksgiving jokes (9)
  Women jokes (121)   Work jokes (1)
  Adult jokes (4)   Animal jokes (128)
  Bar Jokes (126)   Blonde jokes (169)
  Business jokes (267)   Celebrities jokes (21)
  Christmas jokes (251)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $29.95 $39.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips