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Submitted by:  Kraz3_china
Total Views:  2103
Release Date:  Jan 12th, 2011
Rating:  Fair (2) | 1 rate(s)

A guy is cleaning out the closet he shares with his lover and on the top shelf he notices a large box. He carefully takes the box down.

He notices a sign on top of the box which reads: DO NOT OPEN!

Naturally he was curious so he opens the box and inside he sees $20,000 in cash and three dildos.

Later that evening his lover comes home, and he immediately confronts him about the contents of his box.

The lover is upset, but he proceeds, "Why are there three dildos in the box?"

"Every time we had bad sex and I didn't get off, I took a dildo into the bathroom then put it in the box when I was finished" The lover replied.

"Hmm, three dildos, twenty years together, that's not bad," The guy thought.

"What's the $20,000 for?," he asked.

"Every time I got a dozen dildos, I sold them."




 
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out of expectation (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
20 years , 20 , 000$ foer 10 dildos when having bad sex ? how many ?



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