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Democrats V. Republicans [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  jasolyn
Total Views:  3569
Release Date:  Jul 7th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 2 rate(s)

 What it all boils down to
    
  
ISSUE           | DEMOCRATS             | REPUBLICANS
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criminals       | Give them a second    | Give them the swift
                | chance                | sword of death
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the poor        | Give them some food   | Give them the swift
                |                       | sword of death
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endangered      | give them protection  | Give them the swift
species         |                       | sword of death
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dictators       | give them a way out   | Give them the swift
                |                       | sword of death
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the uninsured   | Give them some        | Given them the swift
                | health care           | sword of death
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the cost        | $9,000,000,000,       | $29.95
                |    000,000,000        | (cost of one sword)
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
More like (by Derka, Oct 21st, 2007)
Babies (R) ensure their safe entry into the world (D) Give them the swift sword of death
Strong discussion :)).... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
I wanna see them discussing in Washington, man =)).
which to choose ? (by sunny, Jul 6th, 2007)
a better one without any penny or a sword with a deep pocket ? ha ha , i prefer to be rich .



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