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Democrats on the front porch [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  KrazYDude
Total Views:  2632
Release Date:  Jul 8th, 2007
Rating:  Fair | 2 rate(s)

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,
"Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."
"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"
"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Uh oh (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It makes me image so much! I like it!
Wat do they do? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Hell no, they've gone crazy :)).
well (by sunny, Jul 8th, 2007)
difference betweent the Democrats and Republican



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