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Submitted by: HughNilsen |
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Total Views: 1992 |
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Release Date: Sep 27th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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As part of their "ranch" holiday, a guy takes his wife hunting. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, "If you shoot a deer, be sure you don’t let anybody else say he’s the one who shot it. Otherwise, he’ll take the deer from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it."
The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting from her blind nearby.
He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who’s shouting, "OK, lady, OK! You can have the godd*mn deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!"
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Comment: 1
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 don't play with me, genlteman (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
sure he dont think she dare |
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