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Submitted by: fizzy_b |
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Total Views: 2123 |
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Release Date: Jun 15th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months?
How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"
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Comment: 14
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 Poisoned head (by Cathay, Jul 16th, 2007)
That's unusual man |
sadness (by Bill, Jul 16th, 2007)
can you guess why is he sadness |
Devil (by Whist, Jul 16th, 2007)
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!". What's devil |
Distressed (by Juice, Jul 16th, 2007)
Nobody wanna to share his sorrow |
Just kidding (by Chist, Jul 16th, 2007)
Read it and laugh out. That's great. Thanx |
stupid ideas (by Kitty, Jul 16th, 2007)
don't give a damn about him |
That explains it (by Holly, Jul 16th, 2007)
Next month, he will die because of hungry life |
What's the problem?" (by Colla, Jul 16th, 2007)
His terrible problem is money |
Bored life (by Fred, Jul 16th, 2007)
Idle folks lack no excuse |
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
He cry because no one die in this month! (^_^) |
Who's next (by Kenny, Jul 16th, 2007)
next month if nobody dies, he will die . A lazy man |
Tragedy.. (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I don't wanna c it again :((. |
Frustrated...... (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
It's really sad. Let's pray for it! |
this crack me up so much---my supervisor is hearing me laughing:) (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
Why the friend didn't leave u anything? So cute!!!! |
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