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Submitted by: Decay_PapaDeluxe |
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Total Views: 2157 |
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Release Date: Jul 18th, 2007 |
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
"You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in
heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie, still crying, said "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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Comment: 1
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 what God gonna do with a dead dog? (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
oh, can u guess that? a dead dog in the heaven... |
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Dead dog in heaven 
