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Submitted by: CyberPussy |
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Total Views: 2064 |
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Release Date: Oct 4th, 2010 |
Rating: Very Good (4) | 1 rate(s)
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she’s a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they’re Cubs fans, too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher, the students launch their hands into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception: A girl named Lucy doesn’t go along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she’s decided to be different. "Because I’m not a Cubs fan," Lucy says.
"Then what are you?" asks the teacher.
"Why, I’m proud to be a Sox fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she’s a Sox fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Sox fans, so I’m a Sox fan, too."
The teacher is now very angry. "That’s no reason!" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
Lucy pauses, then smiles. "Why, then," Lucy says, "I’d be a Cubs fan."
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Cubs Fans 
yes - Sox, yes-cub (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
