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Submitted by: Chain-Lock |
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Total Views: 1224 |
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Release Date: Oct 24th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend.
After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.
He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.
A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look like yours?"
That was the last thing he could remember
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 this shit is hella funny (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
i laugh a lot! |
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COW TAIL 
