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Submitted by: eadeeadelbadelbeert |
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Total Views: 1285 |
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Release Date: Sep 28th, 2010 |
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The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "c*nt" and "cock"
scrawled all over the blackboard. "Children," she said, addressing the
classroom, "you are much too young to use vile language like that. Now
we're all going to close our eyes and count up to fifty. Then, while our
eyes are closed, I want the little boy or girl who wrote those words on
the board to tiptoe up and erase them." At the signal, the teacher and the
children all closed their eyes. Then the teacher counted out loud, very
slowly. When she reached fifty, she said, "All right. Everybody open their
eyes." All eyes went to the blackboard. None of the words were erased. But
below them was the message: "Fuck you, teacher! The Phantom strikes
again!"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 1, 2, 3, 4.... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
My teeth gotta fly out of my mouth, man =)). |
naughty of the students (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hic, such naughty of the students, plez dont do that in front of the adults, ha? |
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Count till fifty 
