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Confused Blonde [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  LA_TRAVIESA
Total Views:  3192
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 2 rate(s)

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.

"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."

"Okay," says the blonde.

"Here's your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T."

"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"

"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?"

"That's easy. Twelve!"

"Twelve?"

"January second, February second, March second--"

"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. What's God's name?"

"That's easy. Howard!"

"Howard?"

"You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Uh oh (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
She is really confused!
How come? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Why she get confused? Let's search =)). So cool.
that`s it ! (by sunny, Jul 9th, 2007)
a thy name .



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