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Submitted by: FliiRtY_TwiiRtY |
Total Views: 2678 |
Release Date: Sep 9th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)

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This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"
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Comment: 1
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intention (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007) is that the isle 12 ? neither of them know ? don`t think so . |
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