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Computer husband [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  heba_and_i_like_her
Total Views:  8031
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 17 rate(s)

Husband (A Computer Teacher) Talking to his Wife:

Husband (returning late from work)
Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in".
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you in the morning?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: By default.
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot.
Wife: Are you going to have some snacks?
Husband: File system full.
Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
Husband: only user with WRITE permission.
Wife: What is my value in this family?
Husband: Unknown virus.
Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you're being just funny?
Husband: Too many parameters!
Wife: I will go to my dad's house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated.
Wife: I'll leave you forever.
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user.
Wife: It's worthless talking to you.
Husband: Shutdown the computer.
Wife: I'm going.
Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer.




 
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Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
Hi hi, Let's format him!
Haiz! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
He's kinda complicated and high-demand from his family member.
I wonder... (by kristine532, Jul 13th, 2007)
I wonder how the wife could handle such a computer head
thank you (by Jade, Jul 13th, 2007)
ahaaaa. Thank you for making us laugh :DDDD
haha...really funny (by rainy, Jul 13th, 2007)
Wife: What about your salary? Husband: File in use. Try after some time.---> this cracked me up



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