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Christmas Present? [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  foxylady
Total Views:  2230
Release Date:  Jun 25th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A man's wife has an artificial leg. Shortly before Christmas, he
buys her a new prosthetic and hides it in the closet.
Unfortunately, she finds it and confronts him with the artificial
limb.

"This wouldn't, by any chance, be my Christmas present, would it?"
she asks.

"No, of course not." responds her husband. "It's just a stocking
stuffer."




 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
artificial climb! (by blackrose, Jul 23rd, 2007)
No , how is he feeling now??



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