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Submitted by:  j_burner
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Release Date:  Jan 3rd, 2011
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A man and a woman are going through a messy divorce. They are in court having a heated discussion as to who should take custody of their baby.

The woman says, "I was the one who carried the baby for nine months, I was the one who went through great labour pains, I was the one who gave birth to the baby. Shouldn't the baby be mine?"

The man replies, "Very true," and turns to the judge. "Let me ask you a question. If I put a dollar into a vending machine and it gives me a Pepsi, does the Pepsi belong to me, or the vending machine?"




 
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brilliant (by jade1004, Jul 17th, 2007)
i like how the husband use the metaphore...nice joke



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