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Submitted by: askimxx |
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Total Views: 1948 |
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Release Date: Dec 6th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
"Ok, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.
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Comment: 1
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 raise cocks (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
nice job , 5000 last year alone , great ! |
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