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Chicken farmer [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  askimxx
Total Views:  1948
Release Date:  Dec 6th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

"Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.




 
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raise cocks (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
nice job , 5000 last year alone , great !



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