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Celebrating Communion [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  lil_gheddoprincezz
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Release Date:  Oct 24th, 2010
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The church was celebrating Communion. During the "children's sermon", the minister was talking about Communion and what it is all about. "The Bible talks of Holy Communion being a 'joyful feast'. What does that mean? Well, 'joyful' means happy, right? And a feast is a meal. So a 'joyful feast' is a happy meal. And what are the three things we need for a happy meal?" A little boy put up his hand and said, "Hamburger, fries, and a regular soft drink?"  



 
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Party >:D (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Yeah, let's go, man. Wat you waitin' 4?
oh, hungry (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
oh, hungry, dont mention that!



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