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Cattle show [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  CodE_GuRu
Total Views:  2092
Release Date:  Nov 17th, 2010
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A man takes his wife to the cattle stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.

They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says,"He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says,"This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open and says,"WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says,"Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow."




 
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she, too (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
she should learn from the mate of the cow too , really



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