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	Submitted by:  cynicaljrk Total Views:  1302 Release Date:  Oct 20th, 2010 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent A high school had a policy that the parents must call the school if a student was to be absent for the day. Kelly (name changed to protect the guilty), deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself. This is the actual conversation of the telephone call... Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill. Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?" Kelly: "This is my mother." Needless to say, she didn't pull it off! Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  2 [Add Comment] Poor you! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007) Take the tablets and y'all gonna feel better. plez be wiser (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007) plez be wiser, little girl!!!
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