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Submitted by: la_mas_puta |
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Total Views: 1226 |
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Release Date: Sep 13th, 2010 |
Rating: Excellent (5) | 1 rate(s)
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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Too light for heavy work and too heavy for light work.
Treat people as if they are what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
Trust everybody…then cut the cards.
Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Two heads are more numerous than one.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Clear! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Read the obvious things but true! |
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