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Submitted by:  Half_Ass
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Release Date:  Sep 14th, 2010
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Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. Nothing is ever as simple as it seems. Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself. Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all. Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less. Of all forces acting on man, change is the most beneficial and the most cruel. Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur. Office Of Precision Guesswork Old age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill.



 
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Nothing! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Nothing never itself happen!!!!!!



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