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Submitted by:  jack_bastard
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Release Date:  Sep 14th, 2010
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Never try to pacify someone at the height of his rage. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Never volunteer for anything. Never wrestle a pig; you both get dirty, and he likes it. Nice guys finish last but it is lonely at the top. No experiment is ever a complete failure; it can always be used as a bad example. No good deed goes unpunished. No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. No man’s credit is as good as his money.



 
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Lesson for us!!!!! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Don't try to do something if can't do it better!!!!!



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