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Submitted by: BIg_Mac |
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Total Views: 1134 |
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Release Date: Sep 14th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Never leave hold of what you’ve got until you’ve got hold of something else.
Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put all your eggs in your pocket.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.
Never say “oops” after you have submitted a job.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never tell them what you wouldn’t do.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Never! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's quite right if we do contrary to the obvious things, bad effect will happen to u!! |
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