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Submitted by:  BIg_Mac
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Release Date:  Sep 14th, 2010
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Never leave hold of what you’ve got until you’ve got hold of something else. Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest. Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Never put all your eggs in your pocket. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time. Never say “oops” after you have submitted a job. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Never tell them what you wouldn’t do.



 
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Never! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's quite right if we do contrary to the obvious things, bad effect will happen to u!!



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