Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Business one-liners 82 [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Izzy_Sparks
Total Views:  1123
Release Date:  Sep 14th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible. Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent. Make dust or eat dust. Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert. Many are called, but few are at their desks. Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.



 
Tags:
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
Live to love!!!! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
A lot of experience for all of us to share together, it's useful!!!!!



Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Talking on the plane Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all ...
Total Views:  1392;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Divine lottery help A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust a...
Total Views:  1265;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Reasons to stay at work all night 1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 2. Find a way to change everyo...
Total Views:  2985;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Business one-liners 85 Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change. Never buy f...
Total Views:  1245;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Economists and Reality Two economists are walking down the street. One sees a dollar lying on the...
Total Views:  1087;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Q & A Jokes Q: How has French revolution affected world economic growth? A: Too early to sa...
Total Views:  1357;
  More business jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Celebrities jokes (21)
  Christmas jokes (251)   Clean jokes (33)
  Computer jokes (4)   Condom jokes (4)
  Crazy jokes (73)   Dirty jokes (255)
  Drunk jokes (4)   Family jokes (126)
  Food jokes (6)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $29.95 $39.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips