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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Dirty jokes
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Submitted by: BlindMellon |
Total Views: 1921 |
Release Date: Oct 26th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)

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Tommy went up to a little girl named Bubblez
he asked "wanna be my friend?"
she replied "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
he said "I’ll give you candy"
she said "ok"
later on Tommy went up to Bubblez again
"wanna come yo my house and study?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
when they went to his place he asked
"do you want to go to my room?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
when their in his room he asks
"wanna take off your clothes and hope in bed with me?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
later on Tommy hears someone coming up the stairs
"Bubblez get off of me my moms coming"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"oh man, I have no more candy"
THE END
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Comment: 1
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easy girl (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007) only candy can lure her , but how old are they ? maybe ,Next time , he does not need candy |
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