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Blonde Suicide [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  hearts_paul
Total Views:  2835
Release Date:  Jun 24th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.”



 
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(by , Jul 15th, 2007)
No, plz... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Don't do that. Not good at all.
that`s so blonde (by sunny, Jul 10th, 2007)
is there any other suggestion for her ?



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