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Submitted by: il_vero_rob |
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Total Views: 2101 |
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Release Date: Oct 4th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America.
She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?"
The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya"
And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum"
The guy says: "In that case follow me"
So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!"
So she picks up his d*ck, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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Comment: 1
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 finding mum (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
in the dick , where she was born ? |
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