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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Blonde jokes
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Submitted by: I_mean_really. |
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Total Views: 2599 |
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Release Date: Jul 11th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days
"Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day."
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?"
She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
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Comment: 3
[Add Comment]
 Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
She wants to be thinner. She has to practise so much! |
Good idea! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
She's gonna be thinner than now. |
good diet ! (by sunny, Jul 10th, 2007)
the doctor should go on teling her to do that |
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