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Blind man in a bar [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  anarchist
Total Views:  2789
Release Date:  Jul 16th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 1 rate(s)

 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for
awhile,
he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke,
sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Interesting (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
It is so interesting! Let's try it!
Oh dear? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
How can they make up a wonderful thing like that? =)).
bar of blondes . (by sunny, Jul 11th, 2007)
poor the blind , he can`t see thier hair color !



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