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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
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Submitted by: gnomette |
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Total Views: 1100 |
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Release Date: Nov 30th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends.
One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn't know what he is, because he can't see.
The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, "Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit."
The rabbit was happy to know what he was.
He tells the blind snake, "Come here and I will try to determine what you are."
The blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, "You're cold and slimy and don't have any balls. You must be a lawyer."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Poor snake! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Snake compare with lawyer. It's impartial for snake! |
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