|
 |
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
|
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: gnomette |
|
Total Views: 1100 |
|
Release Date: Nov 30th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
|
|
There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends.
One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn't know what he is, because he can't see.
The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, "Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit."
The rabbit was happy to know what he was.
He tells the blind snake, "Come here and I will try to determine what you are."
The blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, "You're cold and slimy and don't have any balls. You must be a lawyer."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Poor snake! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Snake compare with lawyer. It's impartial for snake! |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Who owns the cows?
After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering h...
Total Views: 1461; |
|
|
|
|
De-evolution
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers...
Total Views: 1088; |
|
|
|
|
Less-Known Computer Languages
Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or les...
Total Views: 1566; |
|
|
|
|
Did You Hear About ...
Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you...
Total Views: 1341; |
|
|
|
|
Actual Lawyer Quotes!
1. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, in most cas...
Total Views: 1611; |
|
|
|
|
Ounces of brain for sale
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sig...
Total Views: 1311; |
|
|
| |
More lawyer jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Blind Animals 
