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Bill Clinton Statue Committee [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  ealeealexaalexanndr
Total Views:  2955
Release Date:  Jul 6th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 2 rate(s)

 Bill Clinton Statue Committee
                                     
                             1040 Waffle Street
                                     
                        Little Rock, Arkansas 72208
                                     
Dear Friend;

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the raising
of $5,000,000.00 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame
in Washington, D.C.

This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue.  It was
not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never
told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since
Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
democrat of all.  He left not knowing where he was going, did not know
where he was, and returned not knowing where he had been.  And he did it
all on borrowed money.

Over 3,000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised
land."  Nearly 3,000 years later Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels,
sit on your asses and light up a camel - this is the promised land."

Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise
the price of camels and mortgage the promised land.  If you are one of the
fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a
very generous contribution to the worthwhile project.

Fraternally,



Bill Clinton Statue Committee


P.S. It is said that BIll Clinton is considering changing the Democratic
     Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for
     inflation, halts productivity, covers up a bunch of pricks, and it
     gives a false sense of security.




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Interesting (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It is so interesting! Let's read it!
Yeah !!!! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Coolest speech of all time, man. I'm joking :)).
it`s great ! (by sunny, Jul 6th, 2007)
from a donkey to a condom... he is excellent ! Ha ha



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