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BIKER IN HELL [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  hitchedin2000
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Release Date:  Oct 20th, 2010
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Seems there was this nasty biker riding his Harley down the icy highway one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a cat lying in the middle of the road.  The biker thought to himself,  "I'll cut that cat in two,"  and he bore down on it hard. As he got closer, though, he suddenly realized that it was not a cat, but a large piece of metal lying in the road.  Too late!  His front wheel plowed into it and he was sent flying over the handlebars and onto the road at 80 MPH. When he arrived in Hell, the person welcoming the new arrivals was the Devil himself.  As the Devil shook the ex-biker's hand, he asked mockingly,  "So, how do you like it here?" The bad-ass biker replied,  "Man, this is one COOL place!" The old Devil was just a little miffed at this upstart, so he decided to crank up the thermostat a notch.  The next day, the Devil sought out the biker and asked,  "So, how do you like it now?" The biker responded by saying,  "This is great!  Reminds me of those drug runs to Sonora during the hot afternoons in August." Naturally, the Devil was only more angered, and cranked the heat up as far as it could go.  The next day, Hell was unbelievable.  Even some demons were melting into the floor.  The Devil again found the biker, and asked how he was holding up.  Undaunted, the biker proclaimed, "It's almost as hot as the time I beat and robbed those vacationers out in Death Valley.  I love it!" By now the Devil was just furious, so he turned the thermostat all the way down.  Way down!  As far down as could ever be imagined. The next morning, he tracked down the biker again and asked,  "OK smart-ass, how do you like it NOW?" With icicles hanging from every part of his body, the biker shivered and chattered,  "W-w-w-what h-h-hhappened, d-d-d-did the Broncos f-f-finally w-w-win the Super Bowl?"



 
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this is so funny. (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
i laugh a lot



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