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Bike, no bike [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  jeettaa
Total Views:  1895
Release Date:  Dec 27th, 2010
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.   For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be d*mned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"




 
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liitle boy (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
is too young to understand what they say



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