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Bible salesman [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Bi_Pollack
Total Views:  1346
Release Date:  Sep 19th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A sales company has particular trouble selling Bibles in their
location. They are always looking for someone to break through to
their market and make a real difference.

One day, a man comes in with a job application and says,
"I-I-I-I'd l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b-b-be a
B-B-B-Bible salesman, s-s-s-sir."

Initially, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but
his conscience got the better of him. He decided to try him out.

After three weeks, the manager is looking at the sales figures and
realizes that the new guy is selling the most copies. Amazed, he
calls him in to his office.

"You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold more
copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"

"W-w-w-w-w-well, l g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door and-d- d
l-l--l s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to
b-b-b-b-buy a c-c-copy o-o-of th-th-th-the B-B-B-Bible, or w-w-w-
w-w-would y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it
t-t-t- t-t-to y-y-y-you?"




 
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Long! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
How much time spend for him to reading this?



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